The Kepler Project

An Excerpt


The Characters

ANNA, 31, of Indian descent, a contemporary astronomer

KEPLER, a 17th Century German astronomer

GALILEO, a 17th Centruy Italian astronomer

TYCHO DE BRAHE, a 17th Century Danish astronomer and a nobleman

DR. CHERNOFF, mid-fifties, the contemporary head of the astronomy department

BRAD, 29, a post doc in astronomy and Anna’s assistant

BARBARA, mid-thirties, Kepler’s wife

MA KEPLER, mid-fifties, Kepler’s mother

Various other 17th Century characters: Archduke, Torturer

CHORUS, played by those who are free to sing at the time

The Setting

Downstage is a large deck with a hot tub stage right and two chaise lounges.

Upstage, behind the deck is Anna’s dining room with a big table where she has her computer set up, her books spread out, her papers strewn about.

Upstage right, stairs lead to a platform where a big desk sits.

A doorway stage left leads from Anna’s dining room to a porch below the platform.

A large, sliding glass door that remains open during most of the play separates the Anna’s dining room from the deck.

The Time

Now. And the 17th Century.


ACT 1

Scene One

(The theater is completely dark. A single star appears and then another until the sky is filled with stars in proper constellations. We cannot see ANNA or DR. CHERNOFF but we hear their voices.)

DR. CHERNOFF
Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.

ANNA
He will ask how my research is coming along.

(Lights fade up very slowly, initially just enough for us to detect that Anna is sitting in a hot tub looking at the sky and DR. CHERNOFF behind a very large desk, facing the audience.)

DR. CHERNOFF
So, Anna, tell me, how is your research coming along?

ANNA
I'll say I'm polishing off the proposal for the NSF grant.

DR. CHERNOFF
(over Anna) If you don't publish soon, I will find it impossible/

ANNA
(over Chernoff) Dr. Chernoff, I am on the brink of....

DR. CHERNOFF
(over Anna) /to support you for tenure.

(Brief beat)

Brink of?

ANNA
I need more data.

CHERNOFF
To what end?

ANNA
To prove that the universe is not confined to matter in space and time...

DR. CHERNOFF
Yes?

ANNA
I can say that can't I?

DR. CHERNOFF
Perhaps....

ANNA
That the cosmos is an evolving, instantly interconnected...

CHERNOFF
Watch your step.

ANNA
and fundamentally integral universe made not of distinct elements but instead/

CHERNOFF
Careful, careful.

ANNA
(animated) /a luminous web of being/

CHERNOFF
No, you cannot say that.

ANNA
(more animated) /from the most infinitesimal particle to the stars and planets and galaxies, all networked, linked,

CHERNOFF
I think/

ANNA
communicating.

CHERNOFF
/not.

(Lights fade on DR. CHERNOFF as KEPLER saunters onstage. He is dressed in 17th Century garb: knickers, ruffled collar, waistcoat. He wears a goatee, his hands are gnarled, his eyesight poor)

KEPLER
(to Anna) You seem riddled with anxiety and doubt.

ANNA
Yes.

KEPLER
Why? He seems an affable sort. Just blurt it out, whatever you are thinking.

ANNA
Too risky.

KEPLER
Perhaps the risk is only imagined.

ANNA
I assure you it is real. I've witnessed colleagues suffer the consequences.

KEPLER
They were not as brilliant as you, nor willing to be.

ANNA
Given I am imagining you, I am now suffering delusions of grandeur.

KEPLER
Perhaps I am not imagined.

ANNA
How can I tell?

KEPLER
You can't.

ANNA
Which leaves me right where I began.

KEPLER
Namely?

ANNA
Not knowing what to say about events that occur but cannot be explained within the current dogma of orthodox science.

KEPLER
You can say it has happened before.

ANNA
Namely?

KEPLER
The universe re-imagined. In my own lifetime. The "strange" Copernican theory of the earth not at the center but a planet among many rotating the sun was considered to be fantastical nonsense, wanton blasphemy, an unjustifiable contradiction of common sense.

ANNA
A paradigm shift. How did it happen?

KEPLER
By proving that the planets followed laws: elliptical orbits rotating the sun, equal area swept out in equal time; moved not by sprit but by forces exerted from a distance. My discoveries.

ANNA
How did you do it?

KEPLER
Strict adherence to data. Persistence. An irrepressible imagination.

ANNA
Imagination is dangerous.

KEPLER
A lack of imagination more so.

ANNA
But how? How did you do it?

KEPLER
Where do we begin?

ANNA
With your first inkling.

KEPLER
The comet. I was six. My mother led me up a hill and made sure I had a good look.

(A comet streaks the night sky. Lights come up on MA KEPLER on a hillside, holding BOY KEPLER's hand)

MA KEPLER
(singing)

Look, a comet
Look at the comet
Look at the comet in the sky.

(Lights come up on Galileo, alone on a hillside)

GALILEO
(singing)

Look, a comet
Look at the comet
Look at the comet in the sky.

TYCHO
(Lights come up on Tycho Brahe, alone on a hillside)

Look, a comet
Look at the comet

Look at the comet in the sky. Do you see?

GALILEO
A comet.

TYCHO
Could it be?

MA KEPLER
A comet.

GALILEO
Where a comet ought not to be.

TYCHO
Could Aristotle...

GALILEO
His model..

TYCHO
And Ptolemy...

GALILEO AND TYCHO
Be wrong?

TYCHO
Do you see what I see?

MA KEPLER
Could it be?

GALILEO
Could it be?

ALL
Look at the comet in the sky.

(Lights fade to black on the historical characters.)

KEPLER
1577. Tycho measured it from Hveen. The tail fifty times the breadth of the moon and six times as far in space. Totally inconsistent with where comets should appear according to the prevailing model.

ANNA
(emerging from the tub) And everyone could see it. (KEPLER shields his eyes as ANNA throws on a thick robe)

KEPLER
See the entire universe wrenched off its moorings? You see what you believe.

ANNA
How then, how did it happen?

KEPLER
Close your eyes for a moment and forget what you know to be true..

ANNA
(with eyes closed, tries to hypnotize herself) I'm forgetting, I'm forgetting, I'm forgetting.

KEPLER
Imagine the earth is stock still under your feet.

ANNA
Yes. That's what it feels like.

KEPLER
And that we are standing at the center of the universe.

ANNA
Okay, dead center.

KEPLER
Now open your eyes and look. (He points) Mars, there. Jupiter, there.

ANNA
(pointing) Saturn, there,

KEPLER
and Venus, there.

Imagine each planet nested in its own crystal sphere that is pushed by an angel in a perfect circle, now forward, now back.

ANNA
Beautiful.

KEPELR
And beyond the planets, the stars in their own sphere, fixed, moving together round and round, predictable, reliable.

ANNA
Yes.

KEPLER
Above the moon, everything is fixed. Nothing new can ever happen. Until/

ANNA
Whammo! The comet! Appearing where it wasn't supposed to be.

KEPLER
Shattering the spheres!

ANNA
Fantastic.

KEPLER
Terrifying.

ANNA
You were there.

KEPLER
At the center. Galileo in Italy. Tycho de Brahe on his island in Denmark in his fantastic observatory with roofs that rolled back to reveal the sky. And Bruno, do not forget poor Bruno. Burned at the stake while 200,000 people cheered.

ANNA
Rah! Rah! Rah!

KEPLER
Just before lighting the pyre, they whispered into his ear, "Okay, we'll let you say the earth rotates the sun, but just recant that bit about the universe being infinite.

CHORUS
The universe is infinite
The universe is infinite

The universe is infinite

KEPLER
He thought for a moment. Then he said he didn't think he could do that.

CHORUS
They built a pyre
They struck the flint

They said, "Recant,"

He said....."I can't"

The universe is infinite

The universe is infinite

The universe is infinite

He turned to ....ash.

KEPLER
One of the world's greatest astronomers ...barbecued.

ANNA
Which is exactly why I haven't told anyone what I'm up to.

KEPLER
Coward. They don't still...?

ANNA
Virtually. And if you're a woman it's worse, there's statistics.

KEPLER
You cannot compare it with fire.

ANNA
You lose your tenure-track position, are demoted to lecturer, assigned only the beginning astronomy classes with 400 tests to grade and 400 papers to read. Your access to equipment is limited. No one will publish your papers or give you a research grant. Your colleagues avoid you. No, no one strikes flint to a pyre. They marginalize you, ridicule you in public and private until you ...

KEPLER
What?

ANNA
Go mad with disappointment.

KEPLER
You cannot compare it with fire.

ANNA
You were there, at the center.

KEPLER
The universe, upended.

 

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