The Kepler Project
An Excerpt
The Characters
ANNA, 31, of Indian descent, a contemporary
astronomer
KEPLER, a 17th Century German astronomer
GALILEO, a 17th Centruy Italian astronomer
TYCHO DE BRAHE, a 17th Century Danish astronomer
and a nobleman
DR. CHERNOFF, mid-fifties, the contemporary
head of the astronomy department
BRAD, 29, a post doc in astronomy and Anna’s
assistant
BARBARA, mid-thirties, Kepler’s wife
MA KEPLER, mid-fifties, Kepler’s
mother
Various other 17th Century characters:
Archduke, Torturer
CHORUS, played by those who are free to
sing at the time
The Setting
Downstage is a large deck with a hot tub
stage right and two chaise lounges.
Upstage, behind the deck is Anna’s
dining room with a big table where she has her computer set up, her
books spread out, her papers strewn about.
Upstage right, stairs
lead to a platform where a big desk sits.
A doorway stage left leads from Anna’s
dining room to a porch below the platform.
A large, sliding glass door that remains
open during most of the play separates the Anna’s dining room
from the deck.
The Time
Now. And the 17th Century.
ACT 1
Scene One
(The theater is completely dark. A single
star appears and then another until the sky is filled with stars in proper
constellations. We cannot see ANNA or DR. CHERNOFF but we hear their voices.)
DR. CHERNOFF
Welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable.
ANNA
He
will ask how my research is coming along.
(Lights fade up very slowly, initially
just enough for us to detect that Anna is sitting in a hot tub looking
at the sky and DR. CHERNOFF behind
a very large desk, facing the audience.)
DR. CHERNOFF
So,
Anna, tell me, how is your research coming along?
ANNA
I'll
say I'm polishing off the proposal for the NSF grant.
DR. CHERNOFF
(over
Anna) If you don't publish soon, I will find it impossible/
ANNA
(over
Chernoff) Dr. Chernoff, I am on the brink of....
DR. CHERNOFF
(over
Anna) /to support you for tenure.
(Brief beat)
Brink of?
ANNA
I
need more data.
CHERNOFF
To
what end?
ANNA
To
prove that the universe is not confined to matter in space and time...
DR. CHERNOFF
Yes?
ANNA
I
can say that can't I?
DR. CHERNOFF
Perhaps....
ANNA
That
the cosmos is an evolving, instantly interconnected...
CHERNOFF
Watch
your step.
ANNA
and
fundamentally integral universe made not of distinct elements but instead/
CHERNOFF
Careful,
careful.
ANNA
(animated)
/a luminous web of being/
CHERNOFF
No,
you cannot say that.
ANNA
(more
animated) /from the most infinitesimal particle to the stars and planets
and galaxies, all networked, linked,
CHERNOFF
I
think/
ANNA
communicating.
CHERNOFF
/not.
(Lights fade on DR. CHERNOFF as KEPLER saunters
onstage. He is dressed in 17th Century garb: knickers, ruffled collar,
waistcoat. He wears a goatee, his hands are gnarled, his eyesight poor)
KEPLER
(to
Anna) You seem riddled with anxiety and doubt.
ANNA
Yes.
KEPLER
Why?
He seems an affable sort. Just blurt it out, whatever you are thinking.
ANNA
Too
risky.
KEPLER
Perhaps
the risk is only imagined.
ANNA
I
assure you it is real. I've witnessed colleagues suffer the consequences.
KEPLER
They
were not as brilliant as you, nor willing to be.
ANNA
Given
I am imagining you, I am now suffering delusions of grandeur.
KEPLER
Perhaps
I am not imagined.
ANNA
How
can I tell?
KEPLER
You
can't.
ANNA
Which
leaves me right where I began.
KEPLER
Namely?
ANNA
Not
knowing what to say about events that occur but cannot be explained
within the current dogma of orthodox science.
KEPLER
You
can say it has happened before.
ANNA
Namely?
KEPLER
The
universe re-imagined. In my own lifetime. The "strange" Copernican
theory of the earth not at the center but a planet among many rotating
the sun was considered to be fantastical nonsense, wanton blasphemy,
an unjustifiable contradiction of common sense.
ANNA
A
paradigm shift. How did it happen?
KEPLER
By
proving that the planets followed laws: elliptical orbits rotating the
sun, equal area swept out in equal time; moved not by sprit but by forces
exerted from a distance. My discoveries.
ANNA
How
did you do it?
KEPLER
Strict
adherence to data. Persistence. An irrepressible imagination.
ANNA
Imagination
is dangerous.
KEPLER
A
lack of imagination more so.
ANNA
But
how? How did you do it?
KEPLER
Where
do we begin?
ANNA
With
your first inkling.
KEPLER
The
comet. I was six. My mother led me up a hill and made sure I had a good
look.
(A comet streaks the night sky. Lights come up
on MA KEPLER on a hillside, holding BOY KEPLER's hand)
MA KEPLER
(singing)
Look, a comet
Look at the comet
Look at the comet in the
sky.
(Lights come up on Galileo, alone on a hillside)
GALILEO
(singing)
Look, a comet
Look at the comet
Look at the comet in the
sky.
TYCHO
(Lights
come up on Tycho Brahe, alone on a hillside)
Look, a comet
Look at the comet
Look at the comet in the sky. Do you see?
GALILEO
A comet.
TYCHO
Could it be?
MA KEPLER
A comet.
GALILEO
Where a comet ought not to be.
TYCHO
Could Aristotle...
GALILEO
His model..
TYCHO
And Ptolemy...
GALILEO AND TYCHO
Be wrong?
TYCHO
Do you see what I see?
MA KEPLER
Could it be?
GALILEO
Could it be?
ALL
Look at the comet in the sky.
(Lights fade to black on the historical
characters.)
KEPLER
1577.
Tycho measured it from Hveen. The tail fifty times the breadth of the
moon and six times as far in space. Totally inconsistent with where
comets should appear according to the prevailing model.
ANNA
(emerging
from the tub) And everyone could see it. (KEPLER shields his eyes as
ANNA throws on a thick robe)
KEPLER
See
the entire universe wrenched off its moorings? You see what you believe.
ANNA
How
then, how did it happen?
KEPLER
Close
your eyes for a moment and forget what you know to be true..
ANNA
(with
eyes closed, tries to hypnotize herself) I'm forgetting, I'm forgetting,
I'm forgetting.
KEPLER
Imagine
the earth is stock still under your feet.
ANNA
Yes.
That's what it feels like.
KEPLER
And
that we are standing at the center of the universe.
ANNA
Okay,
dead center.
KEPLER
Now
open your eyes and look. (He points) Mars, there. Jupiter, there.
ANNA
(pointing)
Saturn, there,
KEPLER
and
Venus, there.
Imagine
each planet nested in its own crystal sphere that is pushed by an angel
in a perfect circle, now forward, now back.
ANNA
Beautiful.
KEPELR
And
beyond the planets, the stars in their own sphere, fixed, moving together
round and round, predictable, reliable.
ANNA
Yes.
KEPLER
Above
the moon, everything is fixed. Nothing new can ever happen. Until/
ANNA
Whammo!
The comet! Appearing where it wasn't supposed to be.
KEPLER
Shattering
the spheres!
ANNA
Fantastic.
KEPLER
Terrifying.
ANNA
You
were there.
KEPLER
At
the center. Galileo in Italy. Tycho de Brahe on his island in Denmark
in his fantastic observatory with roofs that rolled back to reveal the
sky. And Bruno, do not forget poor Bruno. Burned at the stake while
200,000 people cheered.
ANNA
Rah!
Rah! Rah!
KEPLER
Just
before lighting the pyre, they whispered into his ear, "Okay, we'll
let you say the earth rotates the sun, but just recant that bit about
the universe being infinite.
CHORUS
The
universe is infinite
The universe is infinite
The universe is infinite
KEPLER
He
thought for a moment. Then he said he didn't think he could do that.
CHORUS
They
built a pyre
They struck the flint
They said, "Recant,"
He said....."I can't"
The universe is infinite
The universe is infinite
The universe is infinite
He
turned
to ....ash.
KEPLER
One
of the world's greatest astronomers ...barbecued.
ANNA
Which
is exactly why I haven't told anyone what I'm up to.
KEPLER
Coward.
They don't still...?
ANNA
Virtually.
And if you're a woman it's worse, there's statistics.
KEPLER
You
cannot compare it with fire.
ANNA
You
lose your tenure-track position, are demoted to lecturer, assigned only
the beginning astronomy classes with 400 tests to grade and 400 papers
to read. Your access to equipment is limited. No one will publish your
papers or give you a research grant. Your colleagues avoid you. No,
no one strikes flint to a pyre. They marginalize you, ridicule you in
public and private until you ...
KEPLER
What?
ANNA
Go
mad with disappointment.
KEPLER
You
cannot compare it with fire.
ANNA
You
were there, at the center.
KEPLER
The
universe, upended.